The Other Woman; She Said, He Said
“How old do you think I look?” She said.
“I know how old you are,” he said, “so my answer would be prejudiced by actually knowing.”
“Well what if you just saw me for the first time?” She said.
“Well, I would look at your face to see if you had wrinkles,” he said. “I would look at you walking toward me to see your shape and when you passed I'd look at you from behind to see your shape and how you carried it. Then I'd kind of make a guess.”
“You just can't resist looking at another woman, can you?” She said.